Yes, I did say I wouldn't be comming on tonight. Yes, I did say I would be playing Civilizations 3. However, my computer had other plans.

 

so... It's 1:15 in the morning... I'm not even a bit tired... and thinking about Vikings bombing Brittan....

 

It's funny, have you ever considered the implications of if one society in europe, the technological powerhouse of the time, had not expirienced the dark ages, but had instead continued to develope technology. Immagine Norweign Berzerkers parachuting from the sky with gigantic Axes and the norweign *Ubermace* as I call it, a big shaft with a large, metal spiky ball on the end. It sounds like something out of a 70's Sci-fi. Half naked men drifting down on parachutes on what equals the worst acid trip of your life... I'd start wondering if the gods were crazy...

 

Wait, they are... I'm still alive...

 

I love that game... Brittian is still in the pre-industrial age... I'm developing Tactical Nukes... History does not get better then that...

 

With the exception that in history a spearman COULD NOT take a overpopulated city...

 

Who thinks up these games? I mean, for the most part they're historically accurate, but some of it is off by a long shot... any person in grade eight could tell you that... what I don't get is why they're SO DAMB ENTERTAINING!

 

Mabey it's the flaws of the game... The little glitches that make it so that geeks like me and history buffs can sit there and scoff that Norweigns would not be using Berserkers when they had tanks... They'd give the guy a gun...

 

Wait a minute... Bad acid trip... Gun... Bad idea...

 

I don't know, but I think one day it would be cool to study history, when I get the important stuff out of the way, such as my electrical ticket and my BA of Applied Computer Science...

 

Waitaminute... Isn't that what they have Distance Ed for?

 

Well, I know what I'm signing up for when I finally move out... Hell, I'd move out now with the excepotion that I can pay for two months rent, but only half of the damage deposite... Curse you, Iron fisted oppresor leash wielding demonic scourge of a banker!

 

I hope he dosen't read this...

 

Well, signing off for another night filled with too much alcohol and sleep depravation...

 

-Iron Weasle, Emporer of Nothing, Warped Elvis of Nations, Scourge from Beyond, Groovy Dead Guy, Waster of Space, Norweign Dictator of Rome, Heir to the Throne of Sgythallgfut, Victorius Hill Full of Rocks, Chuckson, Happy Noodle Boy Impersonator, and Bob(You're not privleged if you don't know what I mean. Yes, allen, that makes you special.).